kidnapster

Someone who abducts children by enticing them with music.

Professional toddler-stealers in the early 20th century like Georgia Tann and Bessie Bernard were notorious for luring children with things like candy and offers of car-rides; one wonders if they could have done even more harm if high-quality audio-systems had been invented by the time, and thus appealiong-sounding tunes could also have been used to attract children, these shameless human traffickers therefore could have become kidnapsters, as well.

by QuacksO June 16, 2021

kidnapper van

A beat-up white van, usually a Ford Econoline, and often with no side-rear windows.

I always worry about what innocent people could be tied up in the back of all the kidnapper vans I see on the highways.

by mclmal24 March 26, 2010

kidnapper

Someone who steal people and keeps them in their basement for future use. Generally ugly and lacking swag and can't get their own girls so they have to steal them.

girl 1: I'm afraid ryan might be the stalker who is going to kidnap me

girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has too much swag to be a kidnapper

by hppn8 December 26, 2011

Kidnapper

A person that makes kids take naps

Parent: My kid isn't taking their naps
Person: You need to hire a kidnapper

by Krabban6969 August 23, 2020

Kidnapper's Deluxe

N. A vechile that is able to hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a Kidnapper's Double or Single.

Tom: Check out all the space in the trunk of my new car.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.

by Silentwatch January 11, 2009

kidnapture

word to define a combination of kidnapping and capturing of an enemy force; kidnaptured, kidnapturing, kidnapturer, kidnapturee

The Lieutenant warned his Soldiers of the threat of kidnapture in an Najaf to impress a smoking hot female.

by russtee1979 July 13, 2009

the dirty kidnapper

While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.

Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often.

by PinkPanther32 August 14, 2011