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a cockney slang term for an asian
shudda seen this kidden, 12 sandwiches she made me, you could tell she was straight from china town. all she did was squint at me? boom! You could tell she was a kidden, bit of a SEF if you ask me.
kidden by asdfghj65432 January 3, 2011
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kimbap kidding 

Another term for are you joking
kimbap kidding by Mochimchi October 31, 2017
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Judy kidding 

A variation of “just kidding.”
The name Judy comes from Judy Sheindlin, the no-nonsense judge from the American reality tv court show “Judge Judy”
When someone says they are “Judy kidding” they are actually completely serious.
Mikey: You have a booger on your face.
Ricky: Are you serious?
Mikey: Judy kidding.
Ricky: (wipes booger off face) Thanks dawg!
Judy kidding by jojoSlimmons June 16, 2016

Fat Kidded 

When one is socially shunned by various groups of peers. This parallels the "fat kid" that no one ever wanted on their kick ball team in elementary school.
Wade: "Haha, matt was pwnd! No one wanted him in their group."
John: "He was totally fat kidded."
Fat Kidded by Wad3 March 18, 2008

kidding on the square 

joking, but also meaning it
kidding on the square by Anonymous November 9, 2003

KidDeath1995

KidDeath1995 is a viral tiktoker that goes by the rap name Lil Flamingo. He was one of the pioneers on soundcloud rap posting his first song on soundcloud 2014 under the name WingZz Knarleyy... he did not receive traction musically online until 2016 when he releases a leaked version of his song "Bandz Up" featuring Lil Uzi Vert... KIddeath1995 tiktok currently is sitting at over 75,000 followers and growing daily.
"Did you see Kiddeath1995 tiktoks on your fyp? They're fire"
KidDeath1995 by TeenXBaby February 9, 2022

not even kidding 

what i just have told ou was not a joke
You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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