kibbie

Used to describe ferrets. Or in plural form many ferrets.

I love my nigh nigh kibbies.

by TonyGuns September 10, 2008

Kibbie

To be undesirable. Having the worst traits possible: fat, depressed, unlikeable, obnoxious, annoying, attention whore, etc.

Dude, you're so kibbie.

by Robbie Fal July 24, 2007

Papal-kibbie

1. One who resembles a cat either physically or mentally and is associated with some sort of religion.
2. A non-existent food treat that is highly sought-after.
3. The ultimate, paramount, epitome of supply and demand. Where supply is absolute zero (0) and demand rises to infinity.

The Papal-kibbie of the elusive uber-cookie, that contained seven chocolate chips more that any other cookie one has ever eaten, was impossible for Adam to bake.

by Yorx November 10, 2003

Life of Kibbie

This definition is predicated upon by the term Life of Riley. The Life of Kibbie is a more evolved state of the Life of Riley. The evolution is: an individual who lives the life that everyone around them wants to; but for one reason or another the jealous party cannot live this life, usually a job or "real world" responsibilities are holding them back. This is a balance that one has to achieve over time, usually after their 40th birthday. This is a keystone in the compliment world.

Deaner: Yo Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: I am going go see Terry, he is back in town from his travels around the world.
Deaner: Did you hear Terry just got a new motorcycle in August and traveled to Chili to ski and surf?
Bob: Man oh man, does that guy live the Life of Kibbie or what?
Deaner: Yes Bob he certainly does.

by knulle faen October 20, 2010

kibbles and bits

Poop trapped in one's ass and discovered while fingering or fucking someone.

Damn, his ass had all kinds of kibbles and bits when I fingered his hole.

by Preluder August 20, 2006

simp (kibbe version)

Simp (Kibbewater version) is a guy willing to donate a lot of money to pokimane

pokimane (or asian kbob): *exist*
kibbewater: hi take wallet im so simp (kibbe version)

by sissyBussy November 14, 2020

Kibbed

When something is not right. People feeling hurt, ill or not well. Object that is broken, not working or in need of repair.

I drank to much last night, I'm Kibbed. I hurt my back lifting weights, it's Kibbed. Look at that broken down car, it's Kibbed.

by Dr. Al Lard May 12, 2021