1. One who resembles a cat either physically or mentally and is associated with some sort of religion.
2. A non-existent food treat that is highly sought-after.
3. The ultimate, paramount, epitome of supply and demand. Where supply is absolute zero (0) and demand rises to infinity.

The Papal-kibbie of the elusive uber-cookie, that contained seven chocolate chips more that any other cookie one has ever eaten, was impossible for Adam to bake.

Papal-kibbie by Yorx November 10, 2003

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Life of Kibbie

This definition is predicated upon by the term Life of Riley. The Life of Kibbie is a more evolved state of the Life of Riley. The evolution is: an individual who lives the life that everyone around them wants to; but for one reason or another the jealous party cannot live this life, usually a job or "real world" responsibilities are holding them back. This is a balance that one has to achieve over time, usually after their 40th birthday. This is a keystone in the compliment world.

Deaner: Yo Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: I am going go see Terry, he is back in town from his travels around the world.
Deaner: Did you hear Terry just got a new motorcycle in August and traveled to Chili to ski and surf?
Bob: Man oh man, does that guy live the Life of Kibbie or what?
Deaner: Yes Bob he certainly does.

Life of Kibbie by knulle faen October 20, 2010

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kibbles and bits

Poop trapped in one's ass and discovered while fingering or fucking someone.

Damn, his ass had all kinds of kibbles and bits when I fingered his hole.

kibbles and bits by Preluder August 20, 2006

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simp (kibbe version)

Simp (Kibbewater version) is a guy willing to donate a lot of money to pokimane

pokimane (or asian kbob): *exist*
kibbewater: hi take wallet im so simp (kibbe version)

simp (kibbe version) by sissyBussy November 14, 2020

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Kibbed

When something is not right. People feeling hurt, ill or not well. Object that is broken, not working or in need of repair.

I drank to much last night, I'm Kibbed. I hurt my back lifting weights, it's Kibbed. Look at that broken down car, it's Kibbed.

Kibbed by Dr. Al Lard May 12, 2021

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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