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TO BE TOTALLY FUCKED! (woody usually)
cannot walk, talk, or move.
usually this is followed by whitey.
or sitting down naked in tha toilet shoutin, "kid laugh at me"
"woody the wasteman, wast kibbled last nite"

woody- kid got kibbled last nite smokkin barez weed
tom- kid, u are actually a wate man
kibbled by Toi Coi August 17, 2007
Words you can keep
when you feel like you've been put through a meat grinder
I totally fucking mugged out down the stairs yesterday and now I'm all kibbled today
kibbled by skampie June 25, 2010

kibbles and bits 

Poop trapped in one's ass and discovered while fingering or fucking someone.
Damn, his ass had all kinds of kibbles and bits when I fingered his hole.
kibbles and bits by Preluder August 20, 2006
When something is not right. People feeling hurt, ill or not well. Object that is broken, not working or in need of repair.
I drank to much last night, I'm Kibbed. I hurt my back lifting weights, it's Kibbed. Look at that broken down car, it's Kibbed.
Kibbed by Dr. Al Lard May 12, 2021

nibble on the kibble 

to devour a mans penis and balls as their homosexual lover
Lincoln likes to go home after a hard day at work and nibble on the kibble

Bar Kibble 

Snacks served with drinks at the bar. Usually peanuts, pretzels etc.
"Do you think we could have some
bar kibble over here?"
Bar Kibble by RHatch February 14, 2008

kibbles and vicks 

A dog food containing michael vicks very own special and secret recipe.
My dog loves that new kibbles and vicks dog food!!
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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