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kaleidowank 

A solo sex act where a male masturbates in a room full of mirrors (often a hotel bathroom) . The many different viewing angles creates a kaleidoscope effect and can heighten the sexual gratification of narcissistic performer.
JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.
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An exotic island beauty and the quirkiest individual you will ever meet.
Kaleia is a wonderful person.
Kaleia by Kaleiascope May 14, 2011
A person who is beautiful inside and out. She likes to be her self and is quirky,some what smart , and attracts all the guys. She does not like sports that much but is good a playing them. She is not picky , but prefers some things .She is wise and kind. If you need someone to lean on she is just the right person. She can help with other peoples problems but seeks for someone to help hers.
Kialeigh is a person who loves milk shakes and french fries .
Kialeigh by the understanding type. September 3, 2016
Kaileigh is a wonderful girl.she is a daymaker. Kaileigh has some thicc ass thighs and a good personality. She is the type of girl to be really shy but deep down is a hella freaky girl.She is a very good friend and is defiantly girlfriend material. She is an outgoing person and has a biggo ass. Kaileigh is always there for you when you need her.She can be really talkative and funny. she always wears something cute and always gets shy when she is by her crush or someone cute.She has a personality that makes everyone smile. She loves spending quality time with her friends & the one she loves.kaileigh is a pretty lit ass girl.Shes beautiful and is always down for an adventure. She has a great humor and is just a wonderful person.Kaileigh is usually in the popular side of the school and gets along with mainly anyone.But dont get to clingy,she will fight a bitch if she has too.Besides being on her bad side ,She is very nice and just a gourges girl in general. If she is your friend your a lucky person.
"Dude kaileigh has some thicc thighs"
"Omg I love kaileigh so much!"
"Shes such a good friend"
Kaileigh by Bitchniggas12220 October 18, 2018
You are a nice friendly person that is adored by many. You are trustworthy however people sometimes feel that you are hiding something from them. You know how to make people laugh. You are beautiful but you don't realize it yet, which is something you may discover in the future. You understand people and like to help others however sometimes you make people think that you aren't telling the full story
"I'm stuck in life"
"Get Kalei!"
Kalei by jumpymugglyone123 August 26, 2011
Usually a girl who has been through a lot. Sweet to most people, but if she doesn't like you, she DOES NOT like you. She's typically on the short side, and is someone you can always come to with a problem.
I'm glad I have a Kaleigh in my life
Kaleigh by Wasabi Witch August 18, 2013
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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