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Khegan the guy to smell like wet peanut butter and or flip you off and he also probably doesn't shower
Hey aven does smell like wet peanut butter over there?

Khegan- smells wierd
khegan by John pork 1738 a April 30, 2023
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Kegan diet 

A Kegan diet is a combination of Keto and Vegan diets. You eat fruits and vegetables and and saturated fats from coconut oil and other vegetables and eat keto. Eating very low carb to the point of keto and only eating fruits and vegetables and coconut oil.
I went on a Kegan diet and lost 35 pounds and gained 10 pounds of muscle mass.
Kegan diet by HawaiianPunch1 January 24, 2022
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Keegan Allen 

AKA the best abs on television. Best known for his role as bad boy Toby Cavanaugh on ABC's Pretty Little Liars. One half of the amazing couple, Spoby.
What did you think of the latest episode of Pretty Little Liars?

It was amazing, Keegan Allen took my breath away. Did you catch those abs?
Keegan Allen by makehimmine November 10, 2011

Keegan Murphy 

A fucking god. Who people will look up to. He is the greatest human to ever exist.
Bro that guy is god like, just like Keegan Murphy
Keegan Murphy by boom1919 April 15, 2019

Chief Keegan 

A term used to describe urinating in one's back garden, preferably from the back door.
1. "I'm going for a Chief Keegan!"
2. "Are we allowed Chief Keegan in this house?"
Chief Keegan by chubbylover87 November 15, 2011
Kegan is uniquely intriguing. He is like no one else you know. He is constantly observing and quietly contemplating at all times. His mind is a swirling vortex of absolute terror, yet he only allows the good to be exposed. He doesnt let many people in, but only because he is protecting others from being mentally scarred by how truly twisted his darkness is. He loves very deeply. He is not afraid to be raw with his emotions but holds back due to the ignorance of others misconstruing his vulnerability as weakness. He has a true heart and a gentle way about him. He moves with finesse and has a style all his own. He is attracted to all things dark and has an affinity for anything society tends to shun. He is obsessed with death...even turned on by it in some ways. His spiritual side is nothing short of beautiful. He is inspired by music of all kinds. He is artistically talented and never stops craving knowledge of any kind. He is inevitably tormented and seems to accept that. His eyes are piercing blue and look right into you immediately. Once he has you hooked..which is easily achieved...you can never look away. He consumes you...mind body and soul. Your new favorite obsession that is impossible to figure out. He wrecks you completely, yet unintentionally. But you would not have it any other way because you are bound to him eternally. He is your life. He is your love. He is your ruin.
Kegan is so mysterious and interesting, and gorgeous
Kegan by Thugmuffinhussle February 16, 2021

Keegan Vance 

Keegan Vance is a man, although his looks will fool you. He looks like a man although looks as though he hasn't hit puberty. Keegan Vance has a nerdy look and typically has glasses, he probably was bullied as a child which results in him bullying kids. Keegan Vance could play nice although decides his anger to get the best of him. He acts like a child and has a lot of anger controlling issues. Keegan Vance is usually unathletic and spends most of his days doing academic studies and other things to keep him busy. He typically will have nothing to do because he does not have many social interactions and has no friends of his own age. Keegan Vance is usually the man who sits with younger kids for lunch. Keegan Vance is also quite fat and is just a general asshole. Good luck to someone marrying a Keegan Vance.
That Keegan Vance should just quit.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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