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khans

a person who is nice on the outside but is a bitch on the inside.
also word for female satient.
you have two names. your first names(persons name)and your second is khans
by joey chira January 19, 2009
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prose and Khans

Written words detailing a main nemesis in da Star Trek canon.
After researching da prose and Khans, I decided to purchase da "Original Series" VHS-tape set, since I loved how da image-strips on da spine-labels of said collection collectively form a complete image of da USS Enterprise when stowed in chronological order in their cardboard box-sleeve.
by QuacksO June 7, 2023
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Batu khan

Batu khan was a Mongol ruler but also a black guy with dreads, a lot of facts are quieted or shushed but batu khan loved vegetables and fruits and lost many brothers in battle along side him.
I'm batu khannnn ohhhhhhh, oh shit, ughah ugahhhh uhhhhghhhh, fuck.
by MomJojo July 2, 2022
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Strauss Khan

The combined sexual act of blowjob, followed by anal sex, followed by another blowjob. Preferable if done violently and forcibly.
I don't expect to hear from that girl again, I Strauss Khaned her on our first date.
by JC Duss July 4, 2011
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Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas
Lynn is as flat as Kansas
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Genghis Khan's laws

Genghis Khan developed the Yassa code of laws. There were a lot of laws that existed in the Yassa code, but the most significant are listed below:

- There is only one God

- All religions are to be respected and the government should show no preference to any one religion

- Under penalty of death, no man can proclaim himself to be emperor unless he has been elected by a council of Mongol Nobles

- Homosexuality is punishable by death

- Adultery is punishable by death

- Children of concubines are legitimate and should receive their fair share of heritage from their father

- No subordinate or official of the Mongol Empire is allowed to take a Mongol in as a slave. All men (with rare exceptions) must join the army

- If a soldier pillages during war before the commanding officer has given him permission, he shall be put to death. But after the permission to pillage has been given to the soldier, he shall be given the same opportunity to carry off his loot as the officer.

- Leaders of a religion (preachers, monks, etc.), physicians, and those who bathe the bodies of the dead are to be freed from public charges.

- It is illegal to cut the throats of animals that are to be slain for food. Instead, the animals are to be bound, have their chest opened, and their hearts pulled out and squeezed by the hunter.

Read about Genghis Khan's wives.
Read about Genghis Khan's accomplishments.
"If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn't drink at all, that is the best of all." -Genghis Khan

Genghis Khan's Laws were heavily influenced by Mongol morality, and philosophy.
by CalumetPowder June 9, 2019
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Tatti Khan

Shah Rukh Khan is known as Tatti Khan of bollywood. He acts like goat & most of his career flooded with crap romantic films which is enough to define him Tatti Khan.
Q - Kiske pass 3.6 billion bots hai?
Abram - Humare Tatti Khan SRK ke pass
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