khalifian

One sexy ass Persian family

Guy 1:Did you invite the khalifians?
Guy 2: yeah of course

by Gillian July 21, 2014

Wiz Khalifa

(verb) to pee; to take a piss; to take a wiz; to take a tinkle

(noun) pee; piss; urine

a more useful application of than actual reference to the ~person~ Wiz Khalifa because who actually talks about the person?

(verb)
Matt: “I’ll be back in 5.. gonna Wiz Khalifa.”
Jim: “Why do you need to say that? Just say you’re gonna take a piss.”

(noun)
Joe: “Can you come with me to the bathroom? I have to take a Wiz Khalifa.”
Mike: “What are you a girl? Go by yourself.”

by ludis69420 June 14, 2020

Wiz Khalifa

When you need to take a piss really bad

Holy shit I need to take a wiz khalifa

by X_bbg_06 January 22, 2019

wiz khalifa

When at the urinal, you think you have to fart, only to accidentally crap your pants.

That fast food messed me up, I was at the urinal and just wiz khalifad my drawers.

by phoenix4674 February 19, 2017

Wiz Khalifa

when a chick pussy farts while going pee/ when a chick is trying to pee quietly and loudly pussy farts. Wiz Khalifa usually makes the perpetrator giggle but grosses out whoever hears it.

She knew she was better off alone in the bathroom when she took a wiz khalifa. She heard a wiz khalifa in the bathroom stall at the mall. She hoped nobody heard her wiz khalifa when she used the restroom . She giggled when she took a wiz khalifa and didn't care if anyone heard it

by Purnelle Pricklybush July 27, 2022

Khalistan

Khalistan is an empty lot or space where methheads go to suck a dealer's dick for a free dimebag of fetty.
E.g., an empty space like Canada where there's nothing to do and people are too stupid to leave.

Khali means Empty in Urdu; Stan is the suffix for Place.

Santa: There's nothing here in Canada but dumb as fuck faggots.
Banta: I need another hit but don't have a dime.
Santa: In Punjab my dealer would hook me up with some fetty when I deep throated him.
Banta: We'll turn Canada into Khalistan.

by moolahraj October 9, 2023

Khalifin'

To consume incredibly large quantities of marijuana within a 24 hour period

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was khalifin' all day!

by swaggasaurus907 December 28, 2011