A monkey who loves all narcotics. Favourite pass-times include ripping snow cones and injecting anything he can get his hands on, a top pick being a meth-ketamine-PCP IV taken with DPH to reduce nausea.
"What is that junkie monkey lookin' ass doing??"
"Oh that's just a Khalistani, he's injecting a speedball now that he finished his last lines of fentanyl laced bath salts."
Khalistan is an empty lot or space where methheads go to suck a dealer's dick for a free dimebag of fetty.
E.g., an empty space like Canada where there's nothing to do and people are too stupid to leave.
Khali means Empty in Urdu; Stan is the suffix for Place.
Santa: There's nothing here in Canada but dumb as fuck faggots.
Banta: I need another hit but don't have a dime.
Santa: In Punjab my dealer would hook me up with some fetty when I deep throated him.
Banta: We'll turn Canada into Khalistan.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*