keytel 

a guy that likes cars and likes to play video games. when someone tries to roast him, he roasts them back. When he is hit by someone else he ignores them because he does not like to get in trouble.

dude keytel is sooooo addicted to cars xD.

keytel by i like yogurt :3 May 25, 2016

Keylele

A musical instrument combining a ukelele and a keyboard, similar in style to a keytar.

Q: Man, can you believe how amazingly Adam shreds on the keylele?

A: Yeah dude, he used to be the lead keytarist in that Brooklyn hipster band.

Keylele by truckel5 September 15, 2016

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Keitelism by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021

Ketteling

One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.

Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?

Ketteling by Dustbillx September 25, 2014

Goddammit Joe Keteles 

A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.

Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!

Goddammit Joe Keteles by Datishat June 7, 2019

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Keitelism by Kaiser Erwin Rommel (Non-nazi) January 12, 2021

Wilhelm keitel 

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer

A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel

Wilhelm keitel by Not dripwell August 9, 2021