keyserism 

The fear of dying naked and your friends finding out that you have a small penis

As he sat on the toilet with his pants around his ankles, staring blankly at the cheap, old hot water system, keyserism played heavily on his mind.

keyserism by Absolute Classics February 5, 2017

krygerism 

An act wherein one party asks a second party a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and the first party responds with a verbal bitch-slap in the form of two simple questions that lead to the answer of the original question.

Fred: "Do we have any left-handed coffee mugs?"

Bill: "Fred, what are you carrying in your right hand?"

Fred: "A coffee mug."

Bill: "What happens if you pick it up with your left hand?"

Fred: "Well, it... oh.. oh, yeah..."

Bill: *facepalm* "GBTW"

Sam: "Epic Krygerism."

krygerism by whoisjohngalt November 2, 2008

Kylerism 

Being so mad at a game or group you end up breaking everything you own, and calling everyone a ni***r

we lost the game hard b, He went full kylerism and lost power to his house.

Kylerism by Theparty87 March 1, 2019

keysersozee 

Playing Pacific Poker, Possibly the HUGEST hacker in the world. Winning nearly every hand before the flop. He is hated by many, especially one who goes by the name of "DrKikass"; who beleives he is a cat rapist.

Keyserozee does not talk, because he is to busy counting cards

keysersozee by Mef March 26, 2005

keemerism

keemerism- when you do nothing but the same cycle of slanderous claims then blaming someone for something they didn't do then when you get backlash for slanderous claims you play victim. Then you lay low for awhile. (Repeat)

Damn your friend has a hard case of keemerism

keemerism by CumGoblin May 21, 2020