keyserism
As he sat on the toilet with his pants around his ankles, staring blankly at the cheap, old hot water system, keyserism played heavily on his mind.
keyserism by Absolute Classics February 5, 2017
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krygerism
An act wherein one party asks a second party a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and the first party responds with a verbal bitch-slap in the form of two simple questions that lead to the answer of the original question.
Fred: "Do we have any left-handed coffee mugs?"
Bill: "Fred, what are you carrying in your right hand?"
Fred: "A coffee mug."
Bill: "What happens if you pick it up with your left hand?"
Fred: "Well, it... oh.. oh, yeah..."
Bill: *facepalm* "GBTW"
Sam: "Epic Krygerism."
Bill: "Fred, what are you carrying in your right hand?"
Fred: "A coffee mug."
Bill: "What happens if you pick it up with your left hand?"
Fred: "Well, it... oh.. oh, yeah..."
Bill: *facepalm* "GBTW"
Sam: "Epic Krygerism."
krygerism by whoisjohngalt November 2, 2008
Related Words
keyserism • keemerism • keysersozee • krygerism • Kylerism • keyser soze • keyser sozed • Keyser Söze it
Kylerism
Being so mad at a game or group you end up breaking everything you own, and calling everyone a ni***r
Kylerism by Theparty87 March 1, 2019
keysersozee
Playing Pacific Poker, Possibly the HUGEST hacker in the world. Winning nearly every hand before the flop. He is hated by many, especially one who goes by the name of "DrKikass"; who beleives he is a cat rapist.
keysersozee by Mef March 26, 2005
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