keyring 

a ring that holds your keys which is very good for, when in a brawl, sticking your finger through the ring and smacking somone in the face with the sharp, metal keys.

willie got in a fight with leroy, so he whipped out his keyring on leroy. unfortunatly, leroy had a nine, and he capped that nigga to death!

keyring by billybobjoecletusclem June 20, 2004

keyring 

I am sorry you had to wait so long outside my door. They asked me to work longer. Without the extra pay!
But i did it to gain more time and freedom in the future. With you. I had them replicate my key so you can get in when im not there. Make yourself at home. I hid it in that place you know, only you know where.

I gave you the key and the keyring.

keyring by Krkič April 12, 2021

keyring 

the iconic pop artist girly (noun)

typically describes a particular type of woman who embodies these certain qualities.

"Did you see keyring performing last night? I think she licked the stage."

keyring by holeanthropology August 16, 2022

little keyring 

innuendo for small penis

your little keyring is hanging out

little keyring by Harry Y December 15, 2008

Skeleton Keying 

Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.

Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?

Skeleton Keying by Dirtyytroll May 17, 2018

Key Ring 

Hardware that conveniently allows an individual to lose all essential keys at once.

I'm so glad I bought that personalized key ring, now the person that finds it can drive my car to my house and go in my office to unlock my safe without ANY trouble.

Key Ring by Youknowyadayada July 20, 2010

Keying 

Keying occurs when someone uses a key to scratch a car, usually as a form of vandalism or revenge.

Trent: After I dumped her my ex-girlfriend gave my car a good keying.

Keying by getp November 1, 2009