One who is a cadet at the Virginia Military Institute. From the southern pronunciation of "cadet".
Keydets may be identified by their propensity to use the word "dyke" after most nouns, obsessive use of chewing tobacco and confusion when confronted with the am/pm system of time.
Keydets can be found in the wild at almost any frat house in Virginia on any given weekend during which they are not required to swaddle at the comforting tit of the Institute.
If confronted with a wild Keydet, be cautious. Females are attracted to the class white and grey blouse uniforms like rabid, vagina-throwing raccoon. Also be aware that they run in packs known as "brotherrats" and are looking for the measliest of excuses to fuck up a frat house.
"Who's that guy with a fat lip that called that guy a rat?" "Oh that's a Keydet!"
"Dude, my girlfriend literally just had sex with this guy IN FRONT OF ME while we were at dinner- I can't compete with that Keydet swag."
Keydee is usually a girl from an African background. Meaning ‘my joy has arrived’
This is a girl that cares about everyone’s feelings and will make sure your always feeling on top, despite of who you are.
Keydee loves children !
She is also one of the prettiest girls you will ever meet , seducer by looks
The most stunning little girl in the world. With her natural platinum blond hair and beautiful big blue eyes. Her heart is even more gorgeous than her appearance. At even a very young age she has a gift for empathy and compassion.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."