keward
keward by peepthefrog June 25, 2022
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Kenard
They are that one in 10,00 that is very talented and smart they are loyal they are your friend the person that you can rely on the friend that helps you they are very confident and easily able to outperform others they are easy to talk to and doesn’t rely on what people think about them or what there repetition is
Kenard is very skillful
Kwardio
Awks;
An uncomfortable feeling between two retards who refuse to say awkward or awks;
Something that "underground" people would prefer
An uncomfortable feeling between two retards who refuse to say awkward or awks;
Something that "underground" people would prefer
John: Yo, did you hear about that kwardio foreign exchange student? Yeah, he can speak English, but refuses to talk to everyone.
Chris: Dude, that turtle freeze looks so kwardio
Dylan: Michael Cera and Ellen Page are so kwardio in every movie they're in.
Chris: Dude, that turtle freeze looks so kwardio
Dylan: Michael Cera and Ellen Page are so kwardio in every movie they're in.
Kwardio by Batteringramspam June 18, 2011
Kenard
Kenard Is One loyal Nigga And Hate All You Friendly Ass Hoes And He Don’t FUCK WITH NONE OF YOU BITCHES He Is Smart,Handsome,And A Lil Dumb In The Brain,HE THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT YOU CAN EVER HAVE AND KENARAD HATE CHILDISH ASS KIDS AND FRIENDLY STANK HOES THATS THE BIGGEST THING KENARD HATE (SHAKING MY FUCKING HEAD)
Kenard Is Sexy Asf
Ketard
noun, informal
noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING
Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.
noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING
Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.
Ketards never shut the fuck up about their diet, they recommend it to anyone who ever says the word diet or weight. They're worse than gluten free fucktards.
Ketard by fu290329038190 December 3, 2017
kward
Abbreviation for "awkward," as opposed to the more standard abbreviation "awk"
pronounced so that the "a" sounds like an "e"- "kwerd"
Alternate spellings: Kwerd, qwerd
pronounced so that the "a" sounds like an "e"- "kwerd"
Alternate spellings: Kwerd, qwerd
kward by awkwardgirl January 11, 2010
Kewadin
Kewadin is a rad little "village" on the north end of Elk Lake in Northern Michigan, there is a quaint little "beach" store with the little "town hall" next to it...and that's pretty much it, oh- there's a public boat ramp across from the store...
Kewadin by LadiesMan2417 April 17, 2009
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