A person you will only encounter once in a lifetime who looks like Kaneki and is very generous and understanding. A Kenward is someone you might not talk to much, but they are always really sassy and fun to be around regardless. If you talk to them a lot, there are endless things to talk about because of their imagination. Kenwards generally like playing Roblox. Kenwards can take a lot of offensive jokes and make a lot of funny analogies. You will never meet another Kenward in your life, so don't hurt them too badly.
Kenward: Do you know Brown Shoes by Miki Matsubara?
You: Brown poop.
Kenward: Giggles
Kennard is a very handsome man, sometimes when girls see him theyโre like wow I wish I could date him or wished her man could be more like him. One thing you should never forget is that he has a huge cock 8+ Inches
Kennard gets a lot of girls and they really just come too him. He has the biggest ego in the world to go along with his competitiveness and his big dick. Which is why he is such a lady pleaser in the bed and has a way of using smooth words
They are that one in 10,00 that is very talented and smart they are loyal they are your friend the person that you can rely on the friend that helps you they are very confident and easily able to outperform others they are easy to talk to and doesnโt rely on what people think about them or what there repetition is
Kenard Is One loyal Nigga And Hate All You Friendly Ass Hoes And He Donโt FUCK WITH NONE OF YOU BITCHES He Is Smart,Handsome,And A Lil Dumb In The Brain,HE THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT YOU CAN EVER HAVE AND KENARAD HATE CHILDISH ASS KIDS AND FRIENDLY STANK HOES THATS THE BIGGEST THING KENARD HATE (SHAKING MY FUCKING HEAD)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.