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Kepard is a word invented by Cez. It means nothing actually. You replace a word you can't remember with kepard.
Can you buy me a Gatorade, a burger and a... kepard?
kepard by domanoks January 8, 2014
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They are that one in 10,00 that is very talented and smart they are loyal they are your friend the person that you can rely on the friend that helps you they are very confident and easily able to outperform others they are easy to talk to and doesn’t rely on what people think about them or what there repetition is
Kenard is very skillful
Kenard by Do better September 26, 2018
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Kenard Is One loyal Nigga And Hate All You Friendly Ass Hoes And He Don’t FUCK WITH NONE OF YOU BITCHES He Is Smart,Handsome,And A Lil Dumb In The Brain,HE THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT YOU CAN EVER HAVE AND KENARAD HATE CHILDISH ASS KIDS AND FRIENDLY STANK HOES THATS THE BIGGEST THING KENARD HATE (SHAKING MY FUCKING HEAD)
Kenard Is Sexy Asf
Kenard by Kenard December 20, 2019
noun, informal

noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING

Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.
Ketards never shut the fuck up about their diet, they recommend it to anyone who ever says the word diet or weight. They're worse than gluten free fucktards.
Ketard by fu290329038190 December 3, 2017
ketogenic retard; normally used as a term against those who treat the keto diet as if it's the end all be all to weight loss and like calories mean nothing.

Many ketards will act as if keto is the only diet that can or will work, and are quick to attack anybody who says otherwise or criticizes the diet. (I mean, let's be real: most people can't live the rest of their lives without any form of carbohydrates, and they're often times bound to gain back the weight they lost.)

Ketard can also be used to describe a person who uses a lack of carbs as an excuse to overindulge on fats and other high-calorie meals, yet will still act above any other diets by citing those who have used low-carb diets to maintain a calorie deficit and truly lose weight to justify eating unhealthy foods like bacon-wrapped cheeseburgers cooked in extra grease (without the bun of course; carbs are the true enemy, don't forget!)
An example of a ketard can be found as one of the very writers of one of these definitions, actually! Notice how they resort to strawmanning anyone who isn't on their holy keto diet as a fat pig who is merely envious of the ketard who supposedly lost 100+ pounds? Quite the example right there!

Rolls Kenardly 

A crappy car.

A merger of Rolls Rice and can hardly.
Person 1: Hey nice car! Is it new?
Person 2: Yup, it's a rolls kenardly.
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: It rolls down one hill, Kenardly get up the next.
Person 1: ZOMGLMFAO
Rolls Kenardly by AAAARRRROOOONNNN September 11, 2008
Kenard is a gay ass nigga who love him some long ass dick. They start off like rainbows then go on pornhub to watch 2 niggas kissing a bathroom about to have some good ass gay sex. Kenard loves boys

Kenard best his meat to boys shake ass.
Kenard Loves dick
Kenard takes dick in the ass
Kenard by Kenard Gay December 4, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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