Ketard

noun, informal

noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING

Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.

Ketards never shut the fuck up about their diet, they recommend it to anyone who ever says the word diet or weight. They're worse than gluten free fucktards.

Ketard by fu290329038190 December 3, 2017

Ketard

ketogenic retard; normally used as a term against those who treat the keto diet as if it's the end all be all to weight loss and like calories mean nothing.

Many ketards will act as if keto is the only diet that can or will work, and are quick to attack anybody who says otherwise or criticizes the diet. (I mean, let's be real: most people can't live the rest of their lives without any form of carbohydrates, and they're often times bound to gain back the weight they lost.)

Ketard can also be used to describe a person who uses a lack of carbs as an excuse to overindulge on fats and other high-calorie meals, yet will still act above any other diets by citing those who have used low-carb diets to maintain a calorie deficit and truly lose weight to justify eating unhealthy foods like bacon-wrapped cheeseburgers cooked in extra grease (without the bun of course; carbs are the true enemy, don't forget!)

An example of a ketard can be found as one of the very writers of one of these definitions, actually! Notice how they resort to strawmanning anyone who isn't on their holy keto diet as a fat pig who is merely envious of the ketard who supposedly lost 100+ pounds? Quite the example right there!

Ketard by eat ass, skip class July 2, 2019

ketard

A disparaging label applied to a person who chooses to eat a low carbohydrate diet in spite of the social pressure to do otherwise. The term is most often used after the dieter produces numerous scientific studies demonstrating the value of the diet.

"Look at that Ketard over there eating chicken and salad instead of pizza like us. Ever since he lost that 100 pounds, there is no use talking to him. Say, what do they have for dessert, here?"

ketard by Bidnow73 December 29, 2014

ketara 

Ketara is a special girl! She is stubbern, and sassy, but we still love her! She is a girl who walks with pride and confidence, because no one can mess with her! She is pretty, funny, smart, trustworthy, confident, independent, and doesnt take no nicely! She stands up for what she thinks is right and no one can change her mind! Ketara is great with kids, and will always love her siblings. Ketara will always be there for you through think and thin, through rainy days and sunshine, and she will hurt anyone who hurts her friends. So watch out!

"Dont mess with ketara, she will burn you to the ground!"

ketara by music is my life!! February 1, 2014

ktard 

ktard, k-tard (n):
Someone who regularly consumes mass amounts of ketamine to the point that they become permanently retarded. Ktards are known for being blissfully unaware of their surroundings and life in general. The only care about k and will stop at nothing to get their fix.

You can tell if someone is ktarded (high on k) by their blank stare, open mouth (tongue occasionally hanging out) and inability to walk, talk, move, comprehend, or do anything other than listen to drum & bass for hours straight.

Person 1: "Oh, my, God, look at Sally's nose. She is so definitely a ktard."
Sally: "Muuuuuhhh..."
Person 2: "SO definitely."

***

Man: "Hey Sally, suck my dick!"
Sally: "Wtf? No! I'm listening to some sick DnB, go away."
Man: "Come on Sally, I'll give you a vial"
Sally: "YES YES YES GULP"

ktard by ktarded December 13, 2009

Kenard 

They are that one in 10,00 that is very talented and smart they are loyal they are your friend the person that you can rely on the friend that helps you they are very confident and easily able to outperform others they are easy to talk to and doesn’t rely on what people think about them or what there repetition is

Kenard is very skillful

Kenard by Do better September 26, 2018

Kenard 

Kenard Is One loyal Nigga And Hate All You Friendly Ass Hoes And He Don’t FUCK WITH NONE OF YOU BITCHES He Is Smart,Handsome,And A Lil Dumb In The Brain,HE THE GREATEST FRIEND THAT YOU CAN EVER HAVE AND KENARAD HATE CHILDISH ASS KIDS AND FRIENDLY STANK HOES THATS THE BIGGEST THING KENARD HATE (SHAKING MY FUCKING HEAD)

Kenard Is Sexy Asf

Kenard by Kenard December 20, 2019