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kevortion 

An assistied suicide for old people, thus an end of life abortion

a combination of kevorkian and abortion
Old man jenkens is getting a kevortion, because he dosen't want to be a burden anymore
kevortion by dizarillo June 1, 2009
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Kevorkian 

1. Jack Kevorkian-suicide doctor.
-or-
2. Caia-Closet Paint Nazi, fortune cookie, and everyone's favorite drummer. And yes, she ready (what what?) fo' yall.
....i'm drawing a blank here....
Kevorkian by Pay May 8, 2004

kevorkian 

To perform a mercy killing, typically upon request or with express consent.
If I ever grow a soul patch, you have my permission to kevorkian me with swift and excessive violence.
kevorkian by Penelope Cash February 11, 2009

facebook kevorkian 

A person who assists a Facebook user in committing Facebook suicide (deleting their account), especially with regard to deleting all information and data - to the extent that Facebook allows.
Marcy wants to commit facebook suicide, but needs some help. I've agreed to be her facebook kevorkian.
facebook kevorkian by sea beagle January 2, 2011

kevorkian pact 

A pact among friends, that if one should become an invalid the other/others will help to terminate their life, legal or not.
Jill and I have a kevorkian pact to do the right thing if one of us becomes brain damaged.
kevorkian pact by Yogi-Donnie February 14, 2008

Kevorkian 

There are several defenitions for this word inparticular. There is the on that comes immediatly to ind, Dr. Kevorkian, your resident doctor if you wish to commit suicide. Then there is our resident Armanian, Caia Kevorkian (who's mother is a doctor) whom we all love(ish) except maybe Kendall see also kevorkian wind of doom
Kevorkian gave Kendall an Incredible Hulk watch...
Kevorkian by Emily May 2, 2004

kevorkian wind of doom 

This taco is going to make me send out the kevorkian wind of doom.
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murderhobo 

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