If I ever grow a soul patch, you have my permission to kevorkian me with swift and excessive violence.
by Penelope Cash February 11, 2009
Get the kevorkianmug. 1. Jack Kevorkian-suicide doctor.
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2. Caia-Closet Paint Nazi, fortune cookie, and everyone's favorite drummer. And yes, she ready (what what?) fo' yall.
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2. Caia-Closet Paint Nazi, fortune cookie, and everyone's favorite drummer. And yes, she ready (what what?) fo' yall.
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by Pay May 8, 2004
Get the Kevorkianmug. There are several defenitions for this word inparticular. There is the on that comes immediatly to ind, Dr. Kevorkian, your resident doctor if you wish to commit suicide. Then there is our resident Armanian, Caia Kevorkian (who's mother is a doctor) whom we all love(ish) except maybe Kendall see also kevorkian wind of doom
by Emily May 2, 2004
Get the Kevorkianmug. A person who assists a Facebook user in committing Facebook suicide (deleting their account), especially with regard to deleting all information and data - to the extent that Facebook allows.
Marcy wants to commit facebook suicide, but needs some help. I've agreed to be her facebook kevorkian.
by sea beagle January 2, 2011
Get the facebook kevorkianmug. A pact among friends, that if one should become an invalid the other/others will help to terminate their life, legal or not.
by Yogi-Donnie February 14, 2008
Get the kevorkian pactmug. by Barry Thompson March 12, 2004
Get the kevorkian wind of doommug. Kramnik Kevorkian
(noun)
1. The act of destroying a person in "real life" by relentlessly "assisting" in their death via a sustained campaign of baseless public accusations, harassment, and psychological bullying.
2. To "euthanize" a person's reputation, mental health, and ultimately their will to live, all while claiming you are just "cleaning up the game" or "pointing out statistics."
The term originates from the tragic 2025 death of the "beloved" American GM and streamer Danya (Daniel Naroditsky). For over a year, former champion Vladimir Kramnik subjected Danya to a relentless public "investigation," implying he was a cheater.
Despite Danya and his friends stating that this campaign was causing him "immense pressure and pain" and destroying his mental health, Kramnik continued. After Danya's untimely death, Kramnik didn't stop, instead pivoting to blame Danya's friends and suggest substance abuse.
The "Kramnik" is the accuser who acts as a cold, emotionless "statistician," and the "Kevorkian" is the "assistance" this harassment provides in a person's literal demise.
Example 1:
"He didn't just 'cancel' him; he went full Kramnik Kevorkian on him for a year until the guy literally broke."
Example 2:
Person A: "Why is everyone so angry at Kramnik? He just asked questions."
Person B: "Dude, you don't 'just ask questions' until a beloved person is dead. That's a Kramnik Kevorkian, and it's psychotic."
(noun)
1. The act of destroying a person in "real life" by relentlessly "assisting" in their death via a sustained campaign of baseless public accusations, harassment, and psychological bullying.
2. To "euthanize" a person's reputation, mental health, and ultimately their will to live, all while claiming you are just "cleaning up the game" or "pointing out statistics."
The term originates from the tragic 2025 death of the "beloved" American GM and streamer Danya (Daniel Naroditsky). For over a year, former champion Vladimir Kramnik subjected Danya to a relentless public "investigation," implying he was a cheater.
Despite Danya and his friends stating that this campaign was causing him "immense pressure and pain" and destroying his mental health, Kramnik continued. After Danya's untimely death, Kramnik didn't stop, instead pivoting to blame Danya's friends and suggest substance abuse.
The "Kramnik" is the accuser who acts as a cold, emotionless "statistician," and the "Kevorkian" is the "assistance" this harassment provides in a person's literal demise.
Example 1:
"He didn't just 'cancel' him; he went full Kramnik Kevorkian on him for a year until the guy literally broke."
Example 2:
Person A: "Why is everyone so angry at Kramnik? He just asked questions."
Person B: "Dude, you don't 'just ask questions' until a beloved person is dead. That's a Kramnik Kevorkian, and it's psychotic."
Example 1:
"He didn't just 'cancel' him; he went full Kramnik Kevorkian on him for a year until the guy literally broke."
Example 2:
Person A: "Why is everyone so angry at Kramnik? He just asked questions."
Person B: "Dude, you don't 'just ask questions' until a beloved person is dead. That's a Kramnik Kevorkian, and it's psychotic."
"He didn't just 'cancel' him; he went full Kramnik Kevorkian on him for a year until the guy literally broke."
Example 2:
Person A: "Why is everyone so angry at Kramnik? He just asked questions."
Person B: "Dude, you don't 'just ask questions' until a beloved person is dead. That's a Kramnik Kevorkian, and it's psychotic."
by xollock October 23, 2025
Get the Kramnik Kevorkianmug.