Yogi-Donnie's definitions

post-star wars

Any event that happened after May 25 1977, the day Star Wars was released.

Bob : When did you meet your wife, Tom?

Tom : Post-Star Wars in 1980.

by Yogi-Donnie February 8, 2008

frank

When a clerk in the Post Office uses an ink stamper to place a date(a round date) upon packages or letters, used to prevent the stamp from being used again and to give the date the letter or package was mailed to the receiver

Joe to USPS employee: Can you frank my letter? I need it dated today.

USPS employee: Sure, let me finish franking these other packages first.

by Yogi-Donnie January 24, 2008

round date

a date, usually in ink, placed upon the stamps of a letter by a postal employee, used to give the reciever of the letter the date the letter was mailed and to prevent the stamp from being used again

USPS customer : I need this letter round dated with today's date!

USPS employee : Sure I'll round date that right away.

by Yogi-Donnie January 26, 2008

kevorkian pact

A pact among friends, that if one should become an invalid the other/others will help to terminate their life, legal or not.

Jill and I have a kevorkian pact to do the right thing if one of us becomes brain damaged.

by Yogi-Donnie February 14, 2008

FT

1. A character in the "Killer Tomatoes" series of films
2. Fuzzy Tomato
3. Friendly Tomato
4. A red headed person with messy or fuzzy hair

1. I want to get the FT doll for Christmas
2. Gwen: Sue's red hair is such a mess.
Lisa: Yeah Sue is a FT.

by Yogi-Donnie January 19, 2008

xenosexual

1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another that is strange, foreign, or alien

2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse with an alien or foreigner

3 : a person that has sex with aliens or foreigners

Bob : Did you see that Zeta Reticulian? I so want to get a piece of that.

Sue : Geesh, you are such a xenosexual, Bob.

by Yogi-Donnie July 2, 2008

robogasm

To have an orgasm with a machine or robot

Sue had a total robogasm with that new sex replicant.

by Yogi-Donnie January 23, 2008