devortion 

when the father or mother decided to abort /divorce from each other, while one or more children were being born thus abandoning them in the process

since i was born in devortion i really have no feelings for my dad

devortion by Pesudonymdraon27 November 25, 2017

decorationalisation 

Describes the process of attempting to improve the appearance of a room or a house by painting,wallpapering,changing the floorcovering or modifying ornamentation

The realtor (estate agent) explained that given the neglected state of the property,some basic decorationalisation would probably increase the value considerably

decorationalisation by marshallasthefish April 11, 2010

Demotional 

Adj/N

Blend of detached and emotional. When you are too emotional but at the same time very detached.

Etymology: Coined by SRK (Biggest Movie Star in the World) in "Beneath the Surface" interview with Anupama Chopra and on Koffee with Karan Season 6.

Srk: Right now I am demotional.

Demotional by kavinmittal November 10, 2016

pro demotion

When your boss gives you a "promotion", which entails more work-- but in all reality you make far less pay for what you're doing and takes up far more time.

Example: Al's giving out pro demotions today, don't take the job!

pro demotion by Hahagirl89 October 6, 2015

Christmas Decoration Diarrhea

When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.

The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.

Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.

Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!

Christmas Decoration Diarrhea by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009

hufman's theory of departion 

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.

while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

hufman's theory of departion by PACELITE September 3, 2006

demotional 

detached+ emotional

today's youth is demotional, they get emotional at the thought of failure but at the same time they get detached from things easily.

demotional by Whosaditianyway May 11, 2018