Kentastrophe 

an easily avoidable event resulting in great and often sudden damage or suffering caused by a person named Ken; a disaster caused by a person named Ken.

Ken tried to put a whole piece of cake in his mouth but caused a kentastrophe all over his shirt.

Kentastrophe by seejee May 12, 2015

kentastrophe 

When a person named Ken does something stupid and it results in a mess or accident.

Ken put his chicken salad sandwich in the toaster not realizing that he was creating a kentastrophe.

kentastrophe by dontcarepseudonym May 8, 2015

Karentastrophe 

The result of two or more Karens being offended at the same time in the same place

The inadvertent switching of scrambled eggs with no pepper to table 5 and scrambled eggs with "just a little" pepper to table 6 resulted in the Le Peep manager squarely in the middle of a Karentastrophe.

Karentastrophe by DeathWaffle4432 November 27, 2022

kinktastrophe 

(n) - Damage or disaster occurred from breaking equipment or other objects in a kinky encounter.

Dominatrix 1: What happened to your suspension bar?
Dominatrix 2: I was flogging my submissive when he thrashed so hard that he pulled the top brace loose and it cracked the mirror!
Dominatrix 1: What a kinktastrophe!

kinktastrophe by marky lune January 11, 2009

Katastrophe

The second name of a myspace legend. Keeley Katastrophe was born in 1991, in Owatonna, Minnesota. You can find her on www.myspace.com/thatkeeleygirl.

"Omg I was on Keeley Katastrophe's myspace last night. Ugh She is so hot. I want to be just like her. She has so many friends. People love her."

Katastrophe by J.B. Rockafeller March 7, 2008

Kleetastrophe 

KLEETASTROPHE IS THE SEXIEST ENEMY MAN ALIVE

''kleetastrophe is such an fucking idiot''

Kleetastrophe by Akuuzha November 21, 2021

ketastrophy 

a terrible situation which arose during the last round of ket wars.

the innys christmas bash did not go as smoothly as expected. many innys were violently sick on the "mo'dium" after a severe ketting. Many innys slipped and died from the resluting spew fest and panda'MO'diun which was said to be their finest hour. An infamous night referred to as the Ketastrophy

ketastrophy by outlander (no relation to zoolander) May 4, 2008