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kesper

An idea or thought that comes to you in a dream
Last night, I had a dream and a kesper came to me.
by skyraincloud July 7, 2016
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Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball
Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”
by Crayson February 8, 2019
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keeper

someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.
by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020
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sweeper keeper

Is a new way of goalkeeper, Manuel Neuer is an example of a sweeper keeper, sweeper keepers usually defend out of the penalty area,
"Cristiano Ronaldo had a break away into Bayern's Half and Manuel Neuer comes out of his Penalty area to defend the box he played the role as a sweeper keeper"
by Soccer, Football, Goalkeeper, September 26, 2014
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kaspered

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
by coneman March 25, 2013
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Smile Keeper❤️❤️

A girl who is very kind and has a lovely personality. She is a very good friend and when you are feeling down...she will make you happy. She is funny and perfect too.😀😀😀❤️❤️
Who's that person over there...It's Smile Keeper❤️❤️!!!❤️. SHE IS A FUN PERSON TO HANG OUT WITH.
by Xpro$ December 25, 2021
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a keeper

a term used to describe a guy that you love very much and plan to "keep",
makes you laugh has the best personality funny cute and sexy

cheers you up when you are sad, makes you smile constantly by just being him.
always on your mind and just the thought of him brightens up your entire day,
being with him makes you the happiest girl in the world, and there is not one thing you would change about him.
he is the first thing you think of when you wake,and the last thing at night,
if your guy is a keeper hang on to him he makes life worth while
girl1: omg you are so lucky your guy is just perfect
girl2: i know :$ he's a keeper.
by Elsalv December 15, 2013
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