kertama 

Kertama is the Most Funniest Person you could Ever Have Around You...She's loving ,& A Caring person who is willing to give her all ...she's full of love once you break it Everything Gone although she has a short heart For Certain People in her life..

Kertama is a girl who has a nice personality & A Caring person

kertama by Syndy lane November 23, 2021

Kertalaw 

A move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. If the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. The more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.

All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw

Kertalaw by Iaminc0gnito December 31, 2016

ketamatized 

truly experianced after 5grams of Ketamine
See so many things

Watch lord of the rings its a must do. Best trips

Rob-"Craig were going into battle of middle earth"

Craig-" Dont worry just be prepared to fight but before we do that, i need another line get the gear out"

Rob-"Yeah safe, but im truly ketamatized atm"



Truly intense

ketamatized by Mistah-G October 12, 2008

Ketamanised 

A person heavily fucked on the drug meant for horses

Look at him ketamanised over there wasting floor space.

Ketamanised by BecP May 16, 2006

Kertamin

kertamin.

A mythical animal know to be a close relative to the ardvark family, known to have been sighted on numerous occasions, on the sunset off the saudi arabia desert sands and also just on the outskirts of manhattan.
The tale's that are told of 'Kertamin' are that he slowly trots across the saudia arabia deserts making his way towards manhatton for a reason no one knows.
Claim's have statted when he's restting he has a coconut and a lime beside him, the instrumental of 'put the lime and the coconut' by 'harry nilsson' starts to play quietly from the distance.

This mythical animal has only been sighted by the younger genaration ranging from 17-26 year olds. Kertamin has been sighted whilst under the influence's of illegal substance's and also intoxicated by alcohol. This strange animal has had some effect's on those who have encounted it (effect's last up to 15 to 48 hours).

These effects insist of a hallucinogenic effect which is seeing coconut's with a slice or whole lime next to it. Another effect is more of a 'possesed' type effect, in the way you place your right arm infront of your face and swing it slowly from left to right as if it was an ardvark's trunk.

No one has got recorded proof of 'Kertamin' so therefore has just remained a myth for people to discover, to believe in or to chase.

Example..

boy 1: 'dude, what the fuck is that!?'
boy 2: 'thats the creature..KertAmin!'

Kertamin by teddypain January 18, 2010

ketama 

the act of stealing large amounts of ketamine from a drug dealer/drugllord for personal use

the other day a small crew of street pirates pulled a huge ketama

ketama by justanotherpirate May 23, 2021

ketamatized 

truly experianced after 5grams of Ketamine
See so many things

Watch lord of the rings its a must do. Best trips

Rob-"Craig were going into battle of middle earth"

Craig-" Dont worry just be prepared to fight but before we do that, i need another line get the gear out"

Rob-"Yeah safe, but im truly ketamatized atm"



Truly intense

ketamatized by Mistah-G October 12, 2008