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kersploot

Ker-sploot: The sound of semen hitting the girl's (or for some people, guy's) face generally in either the eye or right above the nose on the forehead, this allows for maximum kersplootiness.
Girl:Goddamnit, you got cum all over my face!
Guy: But did you hear that wicked kersploot?
by SexyCaptKirk October 17, 2006
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kersplosion

An explosion so intense that explosion/exploded is not good enough to define it.
Bob: Did you see that insane kersplosion on TV last night?

Joe: Totally dude, it just like went up in flames and smoke and then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, man. Enough said.
by LookitThatDrunkGuy June 17, 2010
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kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.
John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.
by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020
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kersplat

The word "splat", but with the "Ker-" prefix, thus way more awesome.
Example man: I walked down the street, tripped, and KERSPLAT!

Lil' Guard Duck from Pearls Before Swine: Dearest Pig, These are dark days. Days filled with empty bottles and empty hearts and an abundance of unwanted clarity. For I now see that to love is to leap an unleapable gorge and hope that a rope will be thrown from the other side. When it works, it's a spectacular feat of daring. And when it doesn't, it's kersplat. Kersplat.
by filiph February 6, 2009
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Cadbury Kersplat!

The act of using a cadbury creme egg as an anal projectile, One simply inserts a cream egg into their rectum, and squats over their partners chest, followed by a forceful pushing motion; the Creme Egg will spew out onto your partners chest with some velocity, causing what is called A Cadbury Kersplat
GUY 1: did you see jeff last night? his girl was trying to give him a Cadbury Kersplat! and missed his Chest!!
GUY 2: OMG no way! she did'nt!!
GUY 1: Totally dude, she Cadbury Kersplatted all over his face!!
by muahahahking123 May 27, 2018
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Kersploosh

The act of ejaculationg a large load of fo'jizzle all over someone or something
Damn it bitch you better close your eyes cos im gonna kersploosh all over you!!!!!
by Pimplicious Popeson July 18, 2005
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Kerblooted

When you're so high that you aren't anything else
Bro, I'm fucking kerblooted
by Tbagslayer22 March 4, 2020
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