kasploot 

The sound of semen hitting an eyeball at a fast speed.

When Fred came in Larry's eye,it made a kasploot sound.

kasploot by ChupaThingy March 11, 2005

Kasploosh 

When you ejaculate in a pool after you have sex in it.

Me: Me and ten chicks went skinny dipping
Jim: I bet you kasplooshed

Kasploosh by FINGERLICKING00D July 31, 2009

kasploozal 

a noise made when ejaculating

eg oh oh oh ah "kasploozal"

kasploozal by Pope gregory the 5th January 16, 2003

Kasplooshy 

The sound of farting into a bowl of very moist mac and cheese

I was hungry until I heard a loud kasplooshy coming from the kitchen

Kasplooshy by Scadooch November 8, 2022

Kaplooted

The act of defeat or feeling defeated. A more definitive way of losing or being at a loss.

Christian was Kaplooted after a hard days work.

If John doesn’t work overtime, the whole project is going to Kaploot!

Kaplooted by Yeah This Is Pete’s Pizza March 23, 2026