kersplat

The word "splat", but with the "Ker-" prefix, thus way more awesome.

Example man: I walked down the street, tripped, and KERSPLAT!

Lil' Guard Duck from Pearls Before Swine: Dearest Pig, These are dark days. Days filled with empty bottles and empty hearts and an abundance of unwanted clarity. For I now see that to love is to leap an unleapable gorge and hope that a rope will be thrown from the other side. When it works, it's a spectacular feat of daring. And when it doesn't, it's kersplat. Kersplat.

kersplat by filiph February 6, 2009

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Cadbury Kersplat!

The act of using a cadbury creme egg as an anal projectile, One simply inserts a cream egg into their rectum, and squats over their partners chest, followed by a forceful pushing motion; the Creme Egg will spew out onto your partners chest with some velocity, causing what is called A Cadbury Kersplat

GUY 1: did you see jeff last night? his girl was trying to give him a Cadbury Kersplat! and missed his Chest!!
GUY 2: OMG no way! she did'nt!!
GUY 1: Totally dude, she Cadbury Kersplatted all over his face!!

Cadbury Kersplat! by muahahahking123 May 27, 2018

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Kerplatzed

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.

"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."

Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

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kersplashnakov

A Russian pee-shooter.

I picked up a couple kersplashnakovs in Moscow and got face-blasted by a firing squad all night.

kersplashnakov by Nonsensicalme May 10, 2018

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kersplashawhamadooablammodammoshooshkadooshzika

when a midget makes a milkshake, the kittens of the world join an orchestra and make this sound

KERSPLASHAWHAMADOOABLAMMODAMMOSHOOSHKADOOSHZIKA

kersplashawhamadooablammodammoshooshkadooshzika by KERSPLASHAWHAMADOOABLAMMODAMMO June 13, 2018

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kersplasho

Slipping into water
Found in glowgrip ad

Woah Kersplasho!

kersplasho by DogeshibaYT October 3, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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