kersplat

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The word "splat", but with the "Ker-" prefix, thus way more awesome.

Example man: I walked down the street, tripped, and KERSPLAT!

Lil' Guard Duck from Pearls Before Swine: Dearest Pig, These are dark days. Days filled with empty bottles and empty hearts and an abundance of unwanted clarity. For I now see that to love is to leap an unleapable gorge and hope that a rope will be thrown from the other side. When it works, it's a spectacular feat of daring. And when it doesn't, it's kersplat. Kersplat.

kersplat by filiph February 6, 2009

Words you can keep

Cadbury Kersplat!

The act of using a cadbury creme egg as an anal projectile, One simply inserts a cream egg into their rectum, and squats over their partners chest, followed by a forceful pushing motion; the Creme Egg will spew out onto your partners chest with some velocity, causing what is called A Cadbury Kersplat

GUY 1: did you see jeff last night? his girl was trying to give him a Cadbury Kersplat! and missed his Chest!!
GUY 2: OMG no way! she did'nt!!
GUY 1: Totally dude, she Cadbury Kersplatted all over his face!!

Cadbury Kersplat! by muahahahking123 May 27, 2018

Kerplatzed

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.

"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."

Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

kersplashnakov

A Russian pee-shooter.

I picked up a couple kersplashnakovs in Moscow and got face-blasted by a firing squad all night.

kersplashnakov by Nonsensicalme May 10, 2018

kersplashawhamadooablammodammoshooshkadooshzika

when a midget makes a milkshake, the kittens of the world join an orchestra and make this sound

KERSPLASHAWHAMADOOABLAMMODAMMOSHOOSHKADOOSHZIKA

kersplashawhamadooablammodammoshooshkadooshzika by KERSPLASHAWHAMADOOABLAMMODAMMO June 13, 2018

kersplasho

Slipping into water
Found in glowgrip ad

Woah Kersplasho!

kersplasho by DogeshibaYT October 3, 2020

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026