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kerr-ching 

Noise like a till that denotes a huge earning potential a freelancer makes when the client changes something at a late stage of the job. This is a good sou
Client "we need to change all the logos"
Freelancer "Kerr-ching"
kerr-ching by The Freelancer April 16, 2003
Words you can keep
onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.

Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.
'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'

'Kerching'

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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'

'(sarcasm) kerching'
kerching by broder October 23, 2005
The word that is still used for money - sometimes. It resembles a cash register or a fruit machine paying out the kerching.

Unfortunately some knob jockey decided that it is fun to make it into a TV show now I can't use it anymore
Taj: Kerching
Seymore: You lawnmower
Taj: You mobile phone
Seymore: You battery
Danny: You nigga
Taj + Seymore: Get that fucking honkey biatch
kerching by Forces May 1, 2006

Kerching-ing 

Kerching-ing is when you paint your dick gold, then have sex with a girl. When you're about to cum, pull out, jizz on her face, throw a load of Monopoly money at her and shout "KER-CHING!".

Also known as a dirty millionaire, or a million dollar sticky.
"Dude, I was totally kerching-ing that girl at the party last night!"

"No wonder she isn't talking to you."
Kerching-ing by Travis-T September 10, 2012
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