Noise like a till that denotes a huge earning potential a freelancer makes when the client changes something at a late stage of the job. This is a good sou
Client "we need to change all the logos"
Freelancer "Kerr-ching"
onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.
Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens televisionshow 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.
'Get this yeah, my younger got a paperround and is gettin 40 a week'
'Kerching'
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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'
Kerching-ing is when you paint your dick gold, then have sex with a girl. When you're about to cum, pull out, jizz on her face, throw a load of Monopoly money at her and shout "KER-CHING!".
Also known as a dirty millionaire, or a million dollar sticky.
"Dude, I was totally kerching-ing that girl at the party last night!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.