kerpwn

kerpwn, kerpwning
v. To pwn at the greatest extent.

kerpwnage
n. The pure, raw, unadultered essence of kerpwning; possessing the ability to kerpwn.

kerpwned
adj. The state after a thorough kerpwning; an exclamation used after a thorough kerpwning.

Background: With the growing popularity of the word "pwn," it's only expected that the huddled masses will create offshoots in an attempt to expand their vocabulary without actually picking up a dictionary. As "pwn" is a step up from the word "own," so too is "kerpwn" a step up from "pwn."

kerpwn: "I plan to kerpwn the competition in this tournament."

kerpwning: "Man, trying to talk to this girl is kerpwning my brain."

kerpwned: "KERPWNED!"; "John's head just kerpwned that tree."; "I just got fucking kerpwned."

kerpwnage: "That...is the most kerpwnage thing I've ever seen."

by Ruloi April 4, 2004

kerpwnt

To be owned.

j00 got uber kerpwnt!

by nocturnal January 23, 2003

Kerpunkleup

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.

Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.

by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009

kenpwnd

Modified form of Pwn.

Similar to pwn, but specified by Kenpachi Zaraki of Bleach (© Tite Kubo). Specifically when he stabs someone through the chest or eye with relative ease.

Noitora was Kenpwnd in ch. 307!

by Kensei February 3, 2008

kerpingpoo

To blow stuff up badly.

I’d like to see Donald Trump kerpingpoo korea.

by Kerpingpoo November 1, 2017

Kerpsnacc

A Kerpsnacc is a what you'd call an attractive gay person.

Damn!! Brendon Urie be lookin' like a Kerpsnacc!!

by Simon Spier March 29, 2019

kerpen

A last name.

Yo!! Did you see that sign over there it says vote for Dave Kerpen for port Washington school board

by #kerpenlover May 27, 2017