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v. To pwn at the greatest extent.
kerpwnage
n. The pure, raw, unadultered essence of kerpwning; possessing the ability to kerpwn.
kerpwned
adj. The state after a thorough kerpwning; an exclamation used after a thorough kerpwning.
Background: With the growing popularity of the word "pwn," it's only expected that the huddled masses will create offshoots in an attempt to expand their vocabulary without actually picking up a dictionary. As "pwn" is a step up from the word "own," so too is "kerpwn" a step up from "pwn."
v. To pwn at the greatest extent.
kerpwnage
n. The pure, raw, unadultered essence of kerpwning; possessing the ability to kerpwn.
kerpwned
adj. The state after a thorough kerpwning; an exclamation used after a thorough kerpwning.
Background: With the growing popularity of the word "pwn," it's only expected that the huddled masses will create offshoots in an attempt to expand their vocabulary without actually picking up a dictionary. As "pwn" is a step up from the word "own," so too is "kerpwn" a step up from "pwn."
kerpwned
invented by Josh S. Everard, this is the uber-ist state of pwnege that can be attained. Ever. No matter what. Should only be used by members of Gangreen.
Josh walked into a room and instantly, everyone was kerpwned by the mere presence of him.
Stacy tripped down the stairs, then crashed into a door, before breaking an extremely expensive piece of furnature. KERPWNEGE
Stacy tripped down the stairs, then crashed into a door, before breaking an extremely expensive piece of furnature. KERPWNEGE
kerpwned by Katie Hall October 11, 2006
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bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026