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shmurple kerple 

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night
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Kerplatzed 

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.
"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."
Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009
the small pieces of paper that are left behind when tearing sheets from a spiral bound notebook.
She left a mess of kurple on the floor by tearing sheets of paper from her spiral bound notebook.
kurple by drusiph November 2, 2012
Kerilee A Amazingly Beautiful Young girl Yet She doesnt think She Is Beautiful Has A Complicated Past But Cant Wait To See Her Future If You Ever Get To Love A Kerilee Never Let Her Go She Is One Of A Kind Very Rare and Extremely Special
Guy1:Oh Jeez my crush. is here

Guy2:OMG ITS KERILEE
Guy1:She's sooo Pretty

Guy2:There she goes the most beautiful girl of ours lives

Guy1:Who?
Guy2:KERILEE
Guy1:True
Kerilee by Kerilee August 15, 2017
The part of the body where the buttocks meets the thigh.
Wow, when that waittress bent over I could see her kerpel.
kerpel by Really Big Al July 9, 2011

Kerplasterfucked 

The state of mind you find yourself in when you have drank way too much and can not enjoy being properly drunk anymore
I was too kerplasterfucked to even see straight enough to hit on the ugly chick at the party.
Kerplasterfucked by Ravrin August 16, 2012
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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