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it means s h i t (btw we cant put it together it wont work aha) lol
kerple this sucks!
God ur a piece of kerple!
kerple by kerple karne April 30, 2009
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shmurple kerple 

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night
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Kerplatzed 

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.
"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."
Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009
the small pieces of paper that are left behind when tearing sheets from a spiral bound notebook.
She left a mess of kurple on the floor by tearing sheets of paper from her spiral bound notebook.
kurple by drusiph November 2, 2012
Kerilee A Amazingly Beautiful Young girl Yet She doesnt think She Is Beautiful Has A Complicated Past But Cant Wait To See Her Future If You Ever Get To Love A Kerilee Never Let Her Go She Is One Of A Kind Very Rare and Extremely Special
Guy1:Oh Jeez my crush. is here

Guy2:OMG ITS KERILEE
Guy1:She's sooo Pretty

Guy2:There she goes the most beautiful girl of ours lives

Guy1:Who?
Guy2:KERILEE
Guy1:True
Kerilee by Kerilee August 15, 2017
The part of the body where the buttocks meets the thigh.
Wow, when that waittress bent over I could see her kerpel.
kerpel by Really Big Al July 9, 2011

Kerplasterfucked 

The state of mind you find yourself in when you have drank way too much and can not enjoy being properly drunk anymore
I was too kerplasterfucked to even see straight enough to hit on the ugly chick at the party.
Kerplasterfucked by Ravrin August 16, 2012
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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