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Definitions by redtomatosauce

The Shh Club is a formal institution of curious minds that congregate together to explore obscure places in an erotic manner. The Shhh Club is a sacred space and application is required for membership. Once access into the club is granted, it may be more properly referred to as the Stompers of Khiasville. If inducted, it is imperative you tell no one of your location, whom you are with, or what you will be doing.
The Shhh Club will meet tonight in the woods promptly at 8:00 pm EST. Tell no one of your location.
Shhh Club by redtomatosauce May 8, 2026
Ja is a word used when your friend is sincerely sorry for whatever made you leave them on read for an eternity and would like you to open and respond to their message(s) and continue your friendship.
Shoot, Cqx left me on read for a week! I should text them ja to let them know I’m sorry
Ja by redtomatosauce July 28, 2024
Ja is a word used when your friend is sincerely sorry for whatever made you leave them on read forever and would like you to not leave them on read anymore and continue your friendship.
Shoot, CQX left me on read for a week. Better text them Ja so they know we’re cool.
Ja by redtomatosauce July 28, 2024

shmurple kerple 

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night

kumerion 

toes they are so cream my kumerion and i pee on the floor poookie dookie ur so hot
kumerion by redtomatosauce March 7, 2023

brimavyn 

The moment you realize you threw something out that was very important
“I’m getting rid of the garbage sweetie, do you really need all these papers?”
“No it’s fine”
Oh brimavyn! That was my science homework”
brimavyn by redtomatosauce February 14, 2023

Opahdkeng 

When you don’t have a word to reply to a text message from someone, so you just send them this word.
Anika: “I’m flying in the plane, any advice for the meerkats that are our pilots?”
Abby: “Opahdkeng.”
Opahdkeng by redtomatosauce December 30, 2022