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Kernster 

A person who cannot stop playing one song on loop all day long, yet does not know any of the lyrics to it.
Erin is such a kernster! She has been listening to "Soul Sister" all day and still makes up her own lyrics.
Kernster by K8 Stoopaloop March 15, 2010
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Person with the answer to almost everything. Originated in a growing community.
Person One: Who do you think is the master kekster?
Person Two: Vik, obviously, duh!
Kekster by PokemonNo August 4, 2016
Kekster:

Derived from “Kek,” (a variation of "lel", itself a variation of "lol", and seems to have branched to the video game World of Warcraft over the past generations.) It is alternatively a Korean onomatopoeia for laughter written as "kekeke", rooted from ancient rituals of necrophilia or pedophilia of China. The phrase then became associated with the Egyptian deity of the same name. A kekster is a person who is known for luring children and trafficking sex. This came to be during the 1966 A1B Action investigated by the LAPD during a traffic bust operated by El Chapo, as a side operative to shadow money laundering as he was a drug lord. Today, it used used figuratively to describe a creep or an offender of ancient Egyptian/Asian descent.
That old chink man has been following us for a few blocks, I’m worried he’s a kekster.

kergster 

kergsters are apart of the kergey family and the main kergster is tayla kerg and some of them arent even kergsters
"hey kergster" only say kergster to a kerg like tayla
kergster by kergsters April 3, 2022

Kerkstetter 

When you get with a new person every two days nonstop and won’t admit your the problem
Dude…You see that girl overthere, she’s a total kerkstetter!
Kerkstetter by Rashaina August 15, 2025

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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