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KARSTETTERED 

when a person shows up to offer unsolicited and unneeded assistance and advice.
overly and annoyingly helpful.
sometimes you just want to be alone then out of nowhere you get karstettered
KARSTETTERED by chris nelson October 20, 2004
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Kerstetter 

A bi polar, crazy physco bitch whore.
Kerstetter is coming
Kerstetter by Steve Low March 31, 2009

Kerstetter 

An individual with mad Steez, great intuition, and more determination and skills then anyone around them.
If I was Kerstetter, everyone would like me better and so would I!
Kerstetter by Imnotacrook April 7, 2009

Karstetter 

A person usually orginating from a "backwoods" community ie. "the boonies".

Tend to kill, cook, and eat animals/random rodents that most of humanity would deam inedible.
"That karstetter jumped out of the woods onto route 1 chasing its still live beaver dinner"
Karstetter by Karstetter john September 10, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026