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Kernster
A person who cannot stop playing one song on loop all day long, yet does not know any of the lyrics to it.
Erin is such a kernster! She has been listening to "Soul Sister" all day and still makes up her own lyrics.
Kernster by K8 Stoopaloop March 15, 2010
Keegster
Very unintelligent. Has no success in life. Loves making friends and getting made at them for no reason . Cares way to much about video games like Fortnite. Thinks he will succeeded in YouTube but dosent. Smokes a lot. Had 4 friends got mad at them for no reason and has 1 friend now
Keegster by Furhrhhejd November 1, 2018
kegster
A person who drinks from a keg for hours, trying to finish it so it doesn't go to waste, and ends up ridiculously drunk from the effort.
kerkster
kerkster by Kerks luver April 15, 2021
keegster
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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