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kerjungus 

The butter like substance that builds up between one’s gooch and inner thigh.
Can you believe Nathan got Kerjungus all over my brand new IKEA furniture?
kerjungus by Kerjungusamongus March 29, 2022
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Noun: An absolute bafoon, a bumbling idiot, a real dumbass.

Verb: Committing an act of complete idiocy
Noun Ex: "What is this krungus doing in the middle if the street?"
Verb: "Aight y'all, we gonna krungus tonight!!"
Krungus by MarsBoi March 28, 2019
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Small, disgusting particles of food, dirt, or trash. Usually found in hidden spaces, like between couch cushions or under a car seat.
Sarah decided to pass on her Uber when she noticed all the krungus on the car seat.
Krungus by KarenG July 8, 2017
All that Krungle stuff in a jar (can be spreadable)
Mmmmm I love that spreadable Krungus on toast
Krungus by Dachungle January 17, 2022

krungus bungus 

A krungus bungus is a term used to describe idiots that don't know what they're talking about or doing and pretend like they do
Aw, man Donald Trump is such a krungus bungus!

Kerfingus 

A walrus like vagina that oozes froyo while ejaculating. It is often found shivering and chattering its 17 rows of shark like teeth.

(Tusks included)
My kerfingus is really itchy.

I'm about to eat this kerfingus cream.
Kerfingus by BulgingButthole May 3, 2014

Keyungus 

A lowlife who gets their thrills by swiping other people’s keys and playing Tarkov in real life — except it’s just sad and illegal.

The kind of person who thinks “borrowing without asking” applies to homes, cars, and trust.
"Bro, I left my keys on the counter for two seconds and that keyungus was already halfway to my garage."
"Never trust a dude in Crocs asking where the spare key is. Total keyungus move."
Keyungus by Kookoobutter July 16, 2025
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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