Kookoobutter's definitions
A lowlife who gets their thrills by swiping other people’s keys and playing Tarkov in real life — except it’s just sad and illegal.
The kind of person who thinks “borrowing without asking” applies to homes, cars, and trust.
The kind of person who thinks “borrowing without asking” applies to homes, cars, and trust.
"Bro, I left my keys on the counter for two seconds and that keyungus was already halfway to my garage."
"Never trust a dude in Crocs asking where the spare key is. Total keyungus move."
"Never trust a dude in Crocs asking where the spare key is. Total keyungus move."
by Kookoobutter July 16, 2025
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