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kerepla

Lithuanian word used to call someone extremely clumsy.
Jis/ji yra kerepla. Visada vis ka nors sulauzo!
He/she is so clumsy. They always end up breaking something!
by Yorkshire KGB October 26, 2017
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Kerplatzed

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.
"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."
by Ladybacon October 16, 2009
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Kerplasterfucked

The state of mind you find yourself in when you have drank way too much and can not enjoy being properly drunk anymore
I was too kerplasterfucked to even see straight enough to hit on the ugly chick at the party.
by Ravrin August 16, 2012
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kersplat

The word "splat", but with the "Ker-" prefix, thus way more awesome.
Example man: I walked down the street, tripped, and KERSPLAT!

Lil' Guard Duck from Pearls Before Swine: Dearest Pig, These are dark days. Days filled with empty bottles and empty hearts and an abundance of unwanted clarity. For I now see that to love is to leap an unleapable gorge and hope that a rope will be thrown from the other side. When it works, it's a spectacular feat of daring. And when it doesn't, it's kersplat. Kersplat.
by filiph February 6, 2009
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Cadbury Kersplat!

The act of using a cadbury creme egg as an anal projectile, One simply inserts a cream egg into their rectum, and squats over their partners chest, followed by a forceful pushing motion; the Creme Egg will spew out onto your partners chest with some velocity, causing what is called A Cadbury Kersplat
GUY 1: did you see jeff last night? his girl was trying to give him a Cadbury Kersplat! and missed his Chest!!
GUY 2: OMG no way! she did'nt!!
GUY 1: Totally dude, she Cadbury Kersplatted all over his face!!
by muahahahking123 May 27, 2018
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Kerplakistan

No, you're the idiot, Kerplakistan is an Austin Powers ref. Idiot
It's near Kerplakistan
by KennyUF August 21, 2010
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Kerplakistan

1. nick name of any ex-Soviet Union nation that you can not remember the name to but wish to reference.
Shit, I don't know. Murray left for Kerplakistan with the Peace Corps for all I know.
by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
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