One who is obsessed with the game of baseball, baseball cards, baseball players, and anything remotely related to baseball is called a keedon (See baseball).
A keedon is one who pays exhorbitant amounts of money for boxed sets of baseball cards just to get a good autographed baseball card, which could have been bought individually at the same price or less (See keedon).
Often a pisces. He is the greatest bff you could ever ask for. He can help get you through your darkest times. He always finds a way to make you feel better no matter the situation at hand. Hes an empathetic guy which is refreshing as most guys bury their emotions. You are a lucky hooman if you have him in your life.
If you have a kerem in your life then you are lucky.A Kerem will kick your skinny ass in Fifa. He's quite handsome, somewat smooth, and very intelligent. A kerem will tell you straight up how it is and cheer you up when your feeling down. If You have have a kerem in your life,then you have a cook in your life.
Girl 1: look at that guy over there Girl 2: wow, that's a kerem right there, wish my bf was more like a kerem.
Keren-Happuch is amazing. She’d die for you if and when she can but she’s also very emotional . Very clingy and loves the attention especially from someone she loves. She strives to be God-fearing and gives love to all.
Keren. One of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. If you ever meet a keren, keep her forever, she can never be replaced. If you loose her you will never meet anyone like her again. She is one of the most caring,loving, opened up, kind-hearted friend ever. She is shy when she first meets you but CRAZY when you get to know her. She will never judge you no matter what, and always find a way to make you laugh when your feeling low. She will never leave you, and will always be by your side. She has the most contagious laugh ever. She is a blessing. Once your meet a keren. Never loose her. Hold her FOREVER.
Boy: hey look it's keren!
Girl: yeah! She's so cool one of the bestpeople you'll ever meet.
Boy: yeah she's so beautiful! look at her smile!
Girl: ikr!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!