A keed is a funny misspelled version of "kid". It is often paired up with the Tongue Wink emoji ð (dubbed as the keed emoji) and the Zany Face emoji ðĪŠ. It is usually used as a come back and/or as a response to a question.
There is no straightforward definition of "keed". There is only the memedefinition which goes like this:
"Keed is pro, epic and cool gamer with lots of bobux ðð
Kid is noobie, stupeed and has no skill ðĪĒðĪŪ"
From what this tells us, a "keed" is a child who is a proffesional gamer that has lost of robux. The (apparently) exact opposite of a kid.
\keed\, Keede \Keede\ (Kuh=ed), n. Etymol. Stoned. To be under the influence of oishii cannibus sativa; Smoked a bowl, bongload, rip, blunt, j, joint, huka, bubbler, pipe, apple, alluminum(see crackhead.), beaverbong, one-hitter-quitter, KGB(see crystals.), roach, wackie tobackie, resin, mystry hit, or a dogbone.
Obs. ``A really high animinal or bean.'' Example. "Oh man im hella, and or heckuva(freak), keed." --Totemo oishii desu.