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Suicidal Kernels
Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.
Suicidal Kernels by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015
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Hunting Kernels
I was hunting kernels last night with the old lady. Pulled a few out and wiped em off with her new blouse.
Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.
Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.
Hunting Kernels by Dick Onchin November 9, 2020
Crotch Kernels
The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.
Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.
Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.
1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.
2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!
2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!
Crotch Kernels by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012
TP kernels
As she was about to toss my salad, she said no way, because of the TP kernels in the way
If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"
If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"
TP kernels by gsxmaer September 6, 2010
scraping the kernels
scraping the kernels by Biggiesmallsmom October 17, 2018
kerdeisha
Strong, intelligent, beautiful with a big ass. She is a big baby.She don't take shit lightly . She over analyze every situation.
kerdeisha by Bigbootydeisha November 23, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.