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Kenyanism 

A religion created by The Drunken Peasants Podcast, which is the belief usually revolving around Obama, and his 'questionable' background.
You support Obama, thats Kenyanism!

Obama is a Kenyanist.
Kenyanism by Smitor January 27, 2015
Kenyon is a funny, caring, outgoing, and loving guy! He loves his family and will always think about others before himself, but don't make him mad because he can get very crazy and loose his mind and doesn't think twice about fighting. kenyon doesn't like mess and he is very handsome with the most awesome waves! Ladies get you a Kenyon !! (Ken-yehn)
Girl, did you see Kenyon today?! He is so sexy!
Kenyon by CamelJamesOreo May 16, 2017
Kenyon is a positive guy that has a high since in humor. He’s an outgoing guy. He loves to hang with his friends 24/7. He thinks about a lot of things that could include his friends. He has issues but he is trying to sort it out the best ways he can. Kenyon could have a huge impact on your life good and bad. He might like a lot of things that you are interested in. Kenyon also looks amazing and try’s to looks his best. Don’t test him because he will never forget nor forgive what you did. And he doesn’t judge people at all
Guy 1: Kenyon laughs at almost everything
Guy 2: yeah because he has a good since in humor, all you have to to is say something and he’ll start laughing
Kenyon by Hamster box January 27, 2019

Avi Yan Kenyon 

The coolest jew to ever live; he’s got some pretty neat glasses; everybody loves him 🙄
Friend- Did you see Avi Yan Kenyon yesterday?
You- Yeah. He’s so cool. His glasses make him really cool, and he’s Jewish!!! Wow. I wish I could be Avi.

Kenyoning 

The involuntary act of one's legs becoming limp and causing one to grab onto nearby objects for support due to a concentrated administration of emotion. This can also potentially result in a decrease of speaking functionality leading to numerous phrases or quoting "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" including but not excluded to "Love is my Legs" or "I just, I can't."
Person 1- How great was Downton Abbey last night?

Person 2- oh god no I'm Kenyoning. I don't even. Just yes. But actually. *falls to the ground grasping onto nearby wall*
Kenyoning by Babiesicant January 9, 2014

Kenyanism 

A term created by The Drunken Peasants on youtube

a combination of Kenya and Communism and are a joke on the belif that Obama comes from Kenya and that he is a Communist.
KENYANISM!!!