Kenyoning 

The involuntary act of one's legs becoming limp and causing one to grab onto nearby objects for support due to a concentrated administration of emotion. This can also potentially result in a decrease of speaking functionality leading to numerous phrases or quoting "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" including but not excluded to "Love is my Legs" or "I just, I can't."

Person 1- How great was Downton Abbey last night?

Person 2- oh god no I'm Kenyoning. I don't even. Just yes. But actually. *falls to the ground grasping onto nearby wall*

Kenyoning by Babiesicant January 9, 2014

kenning 

A poetic device, describing a word or a phrase in a metaphoric.

A boat.

Kenning: *A wave rider*

kenning by YTAZURE September 8, 2016

keatoning 

creeping on facebook or any other social networking site to excess

person: "Man, did you see that girls picture on facebook?"
person 2: "Dude, you gotta stop keatoning so much."

keatoning by omomomoh July 6, 2011

kenning 

running in an open field eatting porkchops

it is illeagle to go kenning in a public park, i went out kenning for dinner last night

kenning by blahhsnoff November 5, 2010

Kenning it 

Refers to when a someone, particularly middle-aged men named Kenn, is too dumb or lazy to do a home improvement project the right way and instead takes the easy way out by doing a shoddy, make-shift job that's bound to fail when least expected. For example, taping down kitchen tile with cheap double-sided tape (instead of mortar), removing or cutting a structural beam in a house for more head room, or covering an exterior electrical wire with plumbing tape to protect it from the rain.

Ex. 1 Using masking tape to hold down the roof shingles? What the hell?! You are really Kenning it today.

Ex. 2 Will you quit Kenning it already? I'm tired of having to re-do every project you touch.

Kenning it by lexiwa October 15, 2013

kennington 

A male that is hot and treats women very well- very social and good in bed. Won't make the first move but will make all the rest.

Like all the James Bond movies, James loves every women he meets and is very social therefore he is Kennington

kennington by John Stocktoning April 21, 2014

knoning 

Having two drinks at once.

"ah damn girl, you knoning over there alone.?"

knoning by humpdaddy37 April 5, 2016