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A person usually male who has no stable source of income and not working on anything tangible but wants to pull the ladies by looking good with pictures taken on his friends iPhone or maybe his that he got through pretentious means
Girl don't admire that guy, he is just a kembo
Kembo by Darth Sparkle October 14, 2021
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something really bigger than huge.
"Look at that kembo ass!"

"You dumbass, it's just huge"
kembo by Kembo J April 30, 2008
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Someone scared to do something cause he's scared of rejection or the consequences that will follow his actions.
He didn't come to the party. He's too much of a kembo

That guy is a kembo. He can't do it.
Kembo by Canon Star March 12, 2024

Maxine Kembo 

Maxine Kembo is a TikToker with over 500k followers. Her account consists of comedy videos. She gained her platform by telling people to “come back on May 2nd”, and then proceeded to tell everyone not to drink orange juice. As some people hate Maxine for her brilliant ways to gain followers, she is one of the smartest and funniest content creators on TikTok.
Hey, did you hear that Maxine Kembo is coming out with a song? That’s crazy!
Maxine Kembo by Wockyslush72 February 19, 2022
Kemoine
Pronunciation : Keh-moine
Gender : Male
Origin: 17th Century Louisiana
Language(s) French, Lousiana Creole
Meaning "One would leads"
Other names
See also Keymoine, Keymoine, Clémoine (Classic French variation)

Kemoine is a Louisiana Creole male Koiné hybridization(French,Roman,Amerindian,African) of Lemoine meaning "One who leads," "worthy of leadership," or "Followed very much by everyone." Its diminutive form includes Keymoyne, Clé and Key.
Noun
First Known Use: 17th Century French Louisiana

Keh-moine (Kemoine); First man; Leader
Clé-moine(Clémoine); First Monk; Essential Man.
Kemoine is a male name of Louisiana Creole French origin meaning First or Essential man.
Kemoine by Psychomony July 5, 2018
a musical instrument used to impress the ladies.
person 1: I play the kelbow.
person 2: wtf is a kelbow, am I stupid?
kelbow by LacJam March 24, 2020

Kemonomimi 

A person with animalistic characteristics who is NOT a furry
These characteristics include, but are not limited to cat ears/tail, fox ears/tail, puppy ears/tail, bunny ears/tail, deer/doe ears/tail, and many more animals. These human animal hybrids can also have horns, fangs, whiskers, and different color patterns. Kemonomimi and Furries are two different things.
"Damn bro is that a Furry?"
"Nah man, that's a Kemonomimi. Furries are big cartoon animals, Kemonomimi are human animal hybrids. They mostly have animal ears/tail and human bodies"
Kemonomimi by MetelNeko September 5, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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