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Wilhelm keitel 

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer
A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel
Wilhelm keitel by Not dripwell August 9, 2021
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Harvey Keitel 

one of the baddest motherfuckers alive. ranking up there with bobby D and pacino.
Harvey Keitel as "the Wolf" - "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."
Harvey Keitel by kree August 28, 2005

Wilhelm Keitel 

Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.
Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!
Wilhelm Keitel by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

Harvey Keitel 

Badass Actor. Mean Streets. Taxi Driver. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. and a whole crapload of other good movies. Yeah, I would do him.
Everyone:Watch her. She's like Pavlov's Dog....HARVEY KEITEL!
Me: Drooooooooooool.
Harvey Keitel by Aleah September 5, 2005

Tony Keitel 

one of the most pure, loved, sweet and beautiful human beings ever!
Tony Keitel is a lovely person! And he's so pretty!
I know right, every time I see them I'm shocked at his beauty!
Tony Keitel by hellobestie June 14, 2021

Kaitelynn 

A girl who is astonishing. One look of her and you will fall for her beautiful self: inside and out.

She's caring and hardworking. And sometimes lazy but in the ends always get's the job done right. She's a great girlfriend and an awesome lover. She will make the perfect bestfriend/wife. She has a friendly personality, and sometimes she might accept not-so-great friends and they will take her for granted. She is strong spiritually and mentally and has a big heart. She's easy to talk to and and sometimes need someone to talk to also. She will need someone to love her and look after her in life. And best of all, she's a great kisser.
Look at her! She's a Kaitelynn, Guaranteed!
Kaitelynn by Kitten0414 September 18, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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