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Keicel is a very creative woman, she strives to make her dream come true. Very artistic and sometimes she geeks about her likings. Can be clumsy sometimes, and tries her best to help anyone. VERY loyal friend and cares a lot about her loved ones.
Person 1: Yo is that Keicel??
Person 2: Yep, she's sketching again.
Keicel by typicallylife June 4, 2021
Related Words
Keicel • keimel • Keitels • Keitelism • keizel • kecel • Keichelle • Keicol • Keidel • keidell

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Wilhelm keitel 

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer
A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel
Wilhelm keitel by Not dripwell August 9, 2021
Keicol is a beautiful girl. You would be lucky enough if you had a friend name Keicol. She has a big personality and is very funny. She is one of the sweetes girls you will ever meet. She is one to trust. She will be with you in ur ups and downs. She will make your day and put a smile on your face. Keicol is very smart and clever. When she is in a bad mood things might come out of her mouth that she dosent mean. She is one of a kind. You dont want to loose her!!!
You are such a keicol.
Keicol by Nia3452 November 5, 2016

Harvey Keitel 

one of the baddest motherfuckers alive. ranking up there with bobby D and pacino.
Harvey Keitel as "the Wolf" - "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."
Harvey Keitel by kree August 28, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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