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When an individual is stabbed specifically by Keffi aka Kefland senior aka Crystal Keff
Shut up before my boy gets you Keffed.
Keffed by Dr.Dragneel July 31, 2022
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keffed • keefed • keffer • Kreffed • Keffen • Kiffed • Keffelt • keifed • kaffed • kaffedoktor
Now synonymous with high-end fashion due to the renown South African fashion designer Michele Keffen. The Keffen brand predominantly features evening wear worn on the world stage by
the rich and famous, but also includes perfume, wedding gowns and jewellery.
Who's she wearing? "It's a KEFFEN!" ; What is that perfume? "It's by KEFFEN".
Keffen by Fiona Merchant March 5, 2008
Slang for stabbing someone. Typically used in the UK.
You should have seen the wound after he got kweffed, it left a massive scar.
kweffed by Antuffa July 6, 2020
Taking good dank weed that's covered in crystals (trichs) and stripping them from the buds to make hash, reducing their potency.
Why does Medical MJ in Cali always appear keifed?
Keifed by Drugged Warrior November 3, 2010

Kefferie 

To slap the booty and leave that bitch on read in the same senario. In fucking person too.
Yo, get this bitch outa here. I already kefferied her dumbass.
Kefferie by Codemann22 April 7, 2019
a more subtle substitute for "fucked, screwed over or jipped"

1. the position to be in that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of
1. "Dude, I think Dennis KEEFED his coworkers real good yesterday."
KEEFED by Hotelbutel June 30, 2016
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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