Ex. You order breakfast together “hey I forgot my wallet, so thanks” (as they walk away and get in their brand new car and you’re stuck with the bill and a bus pass)
A school that is located in New Caney TX and I'm telling you now it's the equivalent to a prison that educates you. I won't lie there are so many Misbehaved kids that it's insane. You will also meet some very cool people. On the other hand, there are lots of assholes there. Grades: 6 - 8.
A very cute boy who is good at sports. Keefer can walk into a room and male everyone smile. Keefer is a loyal bf and if you ever date Keefer never let him go. Everyone wants to be like him and date him but only one lucky girl gets to date him at a time. Keefer is good at everything as long as he puts his mind to it and focuses. If you ever dump a Keefer you will regret it. Whoever dates Keefer is a lucky girl. If he is in a commited relationship he will not flirt with other girls. Remember if you date a Keefer don't let him go!
Girl #1: wow! Keefer is smoking hot Girl #2: yeah I know. To bad he has a gf Girl #1: Yeah she is one lucky girl
Girl #2: yeah true
A man/boy immersed in the party/drinking/weed-smoking atmosphere of highschool or college life who attends all of the parties and yet never touches any sort of drug, be it alcohol, weed, pills, etc.
-Joe! Quit being such a Keefer and take a hit off of this steamroller!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!