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when you always have to pay for things for your richest friend.

Lunch dinner beers

Ex. You order breakfast together “hey I forgot my wallet, so thanks” (as they walk away and get in their brand new car and you’re stuck with the bill and a bus pass)
Man you just got keefered
Keefered by Keefering July 29, 2018

Keefer crossing 

A school that is located in New Caney TX and I'm telling you now it's the equivalent to a prison that educates you. I won't lie there are so many Misbehaved kids that it's insane. You will also meet some very cool people. On the other hand, there are lots of assholes there. Grades: 6 - 8.
A sixth grader attends Keefer crossing middle school.
Keefer crossing by Dragónverde September 18, 2018
Keefer is an adjective denoting high-quality. It is frequently used to decribe marijuana but can be used in other contexts as well.
Hey man, this weed is totally keefer.

Yo Caretto, that movie was pretty keefer.
keefer by Lynchmob44 November 7, 2008
A very cute boy who is good at sports. Keefer can walk into a room and male everyone smile. Keefer is a loyal bf and if you ever date Keefer never let him go. Everyone wants to be like him and date him but only one lucky girl gets to date him at a time. Keefer is good at everything as long as he puts his mind to it and focuses. If you ever dump a Keefer you will regret it. Whoever dates Keefer is a lucky girl. If he is in a commited relationship he will not flirt with other girls. Remember if you date a Keefer don't let him go!
Girl #1: wow! Keefer is smoking hot
Girl #2: yeah I know. To bad he has a gf
Girl #1: Yeah she is one lucky girl
Girl #2: yeah true
Keefer by tgdpf047 May 26, 2017

Travis keefer 

A huge fat ass who wont get anywhere in life and is a total dick to everyone.
Guy 1: "whats up travis"

Travis keefer: "shut up you faggot im eating a donut"

Guy 1: "screw you, im going to go piss on your car"
Travis keefer by divine bluntt August 19, 2011
A man/boy immersed in the party/drinking/weed-smoking atmosphere of highschool or college life who attends all of the parties and yet never touches any sort of drug, be it alcohol, weed, pills, etc.
-Joe! Quit being such a Keefer and take a hit off of this steamroller!

-Hey Keefer grow a pair and keg stand this shit!
Keefer by SpecialD January 17, 2009
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