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keedon
One who is obsessed with the game of baseball, baseball cards, baseball players, and anything remotely related to baseball is called a keedon (See baseball).
A keedon is one who pays exhorbitant amounts of money for boxed sets of baseball cards just to get a good autographed baseball card, which could have been bought individually at the same price or less (See keedon).
keedon by Dean Truong November 5, 2005
Keedon
Often a pisces. He is the greatest bff you could ever ask for. He can help get you through your darkest times. He always finds a way to make you feel better no matter the situation at hand. Hes an empathetic guy which is refreshing as most guys bury their emotions. You are a lucky hooman if you have him in your life.
Keedon by 5ugarsku11 June 21, 2019
Keeyock Neeyock
To knock one's male reproductive organ upon a door or window of a female's homestead in order to gain said female's attention and alert the female to the highly probable consensual intercourse/rape that will occur shortly.
"Bro that slampiece was a total cock-blocking skank, how did you get her to put out?" ...Two words... Keeyock Neeyock
Keeyock Neeyock by DV Legends August 5, 2010
Keidy
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she is kind and cares about all her friends even when they mess up she will still be there for you. She always stands tall and is proud of what she’s done and how far she’s come. She has hazel eyes to die for that sparkle in the sun and can bright up your whole day, also her smile is the most enchanting and charming smile you will ever see. Keidy is slim but she still looks so attractive and fascinating every time you see her, she just makes you fall in love with her without trying at all, she’s that perfect and a girl you want to keep for the rest of your life cause if you don’t you’ll regret it. Although it is hard to get her, the prize when you do will be amazing. Keidy is astonishing, gorgeous, divine, terrifying, exciting, and will your world the craziest roller coaster but at the same time it will make your wolrd 100000000 times better.
Joe Keery
Joe Keery by kaylaaaa_sucks December 3, 2017
Joe Keery
Joe Kerry is an amazing actor who plays Steve Harrington an amazing father for 5 children who he adopted in season 2 and wants to keep safe. He is good at using a bat with nails and can also sing. He has a new song which he released on Spotify. It’s called Roddy-Djo. He also has fantastic hair which needs to be protected. Joe was born in Massachusetts . Such a cute dork !
Joe Keery by Ptarmigan 🌺🌻 July 23, 2019
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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